I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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