I've blown a few things in my day
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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