new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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