She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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