do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
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