guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i already hear my dad disowning me
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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