I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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