clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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