So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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