I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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