Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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