I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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