Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
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