i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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