Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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