Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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