I look better un-naked...
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
