I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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