Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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