only if we run a train.
done.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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