Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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