Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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