Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
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