just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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