eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
We don't watch enough power rangers
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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