Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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