ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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