i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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