okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Randomize
