i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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