I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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