if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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