I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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