So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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