It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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