first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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