So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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