How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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