Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
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They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
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