So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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