i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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