When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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