She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
no, he came in my armpit
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
