I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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