Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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