Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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