Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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