Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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