Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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