i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
That's intense
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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