just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
as a side note pls kill me
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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