with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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