Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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