i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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