I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Randomize
