She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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