Only a mothe r could love this liver
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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