How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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