i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
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