better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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